How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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