Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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