This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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