But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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