Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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