have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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