I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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