Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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