her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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