We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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