I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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