Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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