I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel like death gave me a hand job
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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