Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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