How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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