Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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