it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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