Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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