OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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