Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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