After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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