omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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