I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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