Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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