Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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