Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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