: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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