It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
