Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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