it hurts more in the daytime
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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