16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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