So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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