no. you can't hotbox the world.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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