I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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