i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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