: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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