she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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