i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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