Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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