I'd wear matching sweaters with you
id be glad to
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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