Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I need to calm my uterus...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
