I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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