My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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