Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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