i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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