It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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