Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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