Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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