Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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