Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm really busy with my period
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