I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He felt like a one man threesome
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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