He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
