are you so shy because you have an std?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Never joke about your clitoris.
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