I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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