Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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