Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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