I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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