Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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